May 2013
43 posts
benedictcumberpantysnatcher:
stitchnik:
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spatialsoloist:
on Sundays there’s a section in my local newspaper that’s usually dedicated to poking sarcastic fun at celebrities, and today I found a photo of Tom Hiddleston in there
but upon closer inspection:
apparently Tom is so nice that even the sarcastic paparazzi can’t find it in themselves to poke fun at him.
sir, you and your smile win.
wikatiepedia:
wikatiepedia:
have you ever noticed that one side of tom hiddleston’s face always looks really intense and strong and the other side always looks really innocent and sorrowful
[ABLE-BODIED AND ROBUST TOM]
[SAD AND INCULPABLE TOM]
[POWERFUL AND STAUNCH TOM]
[SWEET AND VIRTUOUS TOM]
he keeps doing the thing
[I’M GONNA KILL UR FAMILY]
[WITH ICE CREAM AND...
fudgersandlovers:
peppy-mocha:
nigforaday:
I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with
EXCUSE YOU WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVER
EVER
When I forget a line to a Disney song...
disneyismyescape:
disneymydarling:
accurate
jpkitty:
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
April 2013
112 posts
cumberbitchsandwich:
tinfoilrobot:
fckuharry:
so I was at relay for life and guess what was just meandering around the track
it just kept going around the track yelling exterminate
I literally cannot think of anything more ironic than a Dalek participating in Relay for Life.
This is perfect
charliebradburys-angels:
the-rest-in-trumpets:
katswhiskers:
velvetonions:
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
Oreothello
Rolo and Juliet
Macberry
Mars Ado About Nothing
Antonutella and Cleopatra
Merchocolate of Venice
Two Gentlemint of Verona
Richerry III
It would bringeth all the...
peterpanandlarry:
kilisbeard:
rolypolydandy:
fapoleon-bonerparte:
Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
on my way to overthrow your country
I’m crying so hard rn omg
