benedictcumberpantysnatcher: stitchnik: ...
spatialsoloist: on Sundays there’s a section in my local newspaper that’s usually dedicated to poking sarcastic fun at celebrities, and today I found a photo of Tom Hiddleston in there but upon closer inspection: apparently Tom is so nice that even the sarcastic paparazzi can’t find it in themselves to poke fun at him. sir, you and your smile win.
wikatiepedia: wikatiepedia: have you ever noticed that one side of tom hiddleston’s face always looks really intense and strong and the other side always looks really innocent and sorrowful [ABLE-BODIED AND ROBUST TOM] [SAD AND INCULPABLE TOM] [POWERFUL AND STAUNCH TOM] [SWEET AND VIRTUOUS TOM] he keeps doing the thing [I’M GONNA KILL UR FAMILY] [WITH ICE CREAM AND...
fudgersandlovers: peppy-mocha: nigforaday: I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with EXCUSE YOU WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS EVER EVER
When I forget a line to a Disney song...
disneyismyescape: disneymydarling: accurate
jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
cumberbitchsandwich: tinfoilrobot: fckuharry: so I was at relay for life and guess what was just meandering around the track it just kept going around the track yelling exterminate I literally cannot think of anything more ironic than a Dalek participating in Relay for Life. This is perfect
charliebradburys-angels: the-rest-in-trumpets: katswhiskers: velvetonions: imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays Oreothello Rolo and Juliet Macberry Mars Ado About Nothing Antonutella and Cleopatra Merchocolate of Venice Two Gentlemint of Verona Richerry III It would bringeth all the...
peterpanandlarry: kilisbeard: rolypolydandy: fapoleon-bonerparte: Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger” HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK on my way to overthrow your country I’m crying so hard rn omg